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Because I Hate Your Gutsby ~daniel-of-the-dead

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Yeah. This was a joke I told to my friend rebecca's friend (yeah I'm to macho to say she's mine, too. So what? Suck it.) on msn. We'd been calling this guy who stalks me a masochist. Well i was at least. And this is what came out:

Her: NO he's not a masochist. at the very most
Me: oh? is that what you think?
Her: he's a sadist. i guess what does he take pleasure from physical pain? o_O
Me: TT_TT
Her: no, he doesn'ttttt he takes pleasure from perstering you, doesn't he?
Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE GETTING PLEASURE FROM THE PAIN OF BEATING HIM UP!
Her: OH COME ON BE TOLERANT.
Me: My beatings have no effect He giggles GIGGLES!!! ...well more snickering cause giggling would be creepy and I'd screem and crap myself
Her: heh don't you do that already? i mean don't you do that around all homosexuals?
Me: no you're thinkin of what happens to guys when they get wet dreams. oh stfu
Her: ;[
Me: I'm gonna push allen off a tall building and see if he still giggles
Her: oh scome on. he likes you. it's no big deal
Me: *BOOM* ...~teehee~...
Her: no he wouldn't giggle. because he's be dead and you'd feel guily.
Me: he lurrrves the pains and I would be free. chop him up into tiny little bits and serve him as sushi and when the people look down at their food it starts giggling up at them
lmao
Her: um no that's just gross.
Me: I crack myself up! laugh with me
Her: no
Me: ITS FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT

THATS RIGHT. Only I got drunk at a party and did it with him, so...I guess I really am a fag. (But call me one and piss me off.)

~your-dying-angel Jun 11, 2008

You crack me up too.

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Well behaved women don't make history

Oh, and I lost the game!

~WillemoRosehill May 31, 2008

okey...Your friend is boring... cause that cracked me up...and I can't stop laughing XD

haha... Love the comic... though...it would be funny to have it alitle more.. well painted

May I have a excuse to do so my self? cause the idea was so damn funny!

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Just becuse dogs should be green!!

Sometimes when I say "oh..Im just fine!" I want someone to look me in the eye and say "tell me the truth"

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